NOTHING MUCH HAS HAPPENED IN THE PAST FEW DAYS!!!!!!! OMG OMG!!! SO ALL I HAVE TO SAY IS THAT I WAS RUNNING AROUND IN A RURAL AREA AND I SAW LOTS OF COWS!!!!!! AND GOATS!!!!!! OMG OMG!! ALSO, BEAN MIESTER, IF YOU ARE READING THIS: STOP EATING ALL THE BUARITOS IN MY FRIDGE!!!!!!!!
TODAY IN OREGON THE WEATHER WAS PERFECT!!!!!! OMG OMG IT WAS WARM AND SUNNY, BUT NOT TOO WARM!!!!! WHEN IT’S TOO WARM I MELT!!!!!!!! OMG OMG OMG TODAY TURNIP HEAD ESCAPED FROM JAIL!!!!!! OMG I DON’T KNOW HOW BUT I WILL GET HIM!!!!!!!! ALSO, I BUMPED INTO BOB EL GATO DOWNTOWN YESTERDAY!!!!!!!! OMG!!! IT STARTLED ME SO MUCH I USED MY CHEESE-RIFFIC POWERS AND CHEESE-KWAN-DO TO FLIP OVER A CAR!!!!!!! OMG OMG WE BOTH RAN LIKE HECK!!!!!!
HELLO EVERYONE!!!!!!! I AM BACK!!!!!!! ITS BACK TO SCHOOL SEASON AND I HAVE NOT HAD MUCH TIME TO POST!!!!!!! I CANNOT TELL YOU WHAT GRADE I AM IN, OR WHAT SCHOOL I GO TO BECAUSE BOB EL GATO MIGHT BE ABLE TO TRACK ME DOWN!!!!!!! OMG OMG OMG!!!!!! FOR THE LAST TWO MONTHS OF SUMMER, I WAS SO BUSY TRACKING DOWN SOME CRIMINALS, I FORGOT TO POST!!!!!!! OMG OMG!!!! I APPOLOGIZE!!!!! I HOPE TO START POSTING MORE FROM NOW ON!!!!!!! FOR THE PAST FEW WEEKS I HAVE BEEN CHASING BURRITO BOY IN HOPES OF FINALLY DEFEATING HIM!!!!!! EVERY DAY HE TAUNTS ME BY DUCT TAPEING SANDWICHES ON MY DOOR, AND CALLING ME ON THE PHONE PRETENDING TO BE A PEANUT BUTTER SALESMAN!!!!!!!! OMG OMG!!!!
I APOLOGIZE FOR NOT POSTING FOR THE PAST TWO WEEKS!!!!!!!! OMG!!! I HAVE BEEN CHASING HAM-MAN THROUGH TAIWAN FOR THE PAST WEEK AND A HALF!!!!!!! (THE FIRST HALF OF THE WEEK I WAS PACKING!!!) I HAD FINALLY FOUND HIM WHEN BOB EL GATO’S SIDEKICK LARGE RODENT TACKLED ME!!!!!!!! OMG!!!!! SO LARGE RODENT, IF YOU ARE READING THIS: GRRRR!!!!!!
TODAY WAS A BORING DAY!!!!!!! OMG!!!! THE HEAT MADE ME START TO GET A LITTLE GOOEY, BUT SUNLIGHT ALONE CANNOT MELT ME!!!!!!! OMG OMG!!!!!! I DIDN’T DO MUCH TODAY, JUST SAT AROUND A BIT, PLAYED SOME VIDEO GAMES, READ A BOOK, AND PRACTICED MY CHEESE-KWAN-DO ON A LAWNMOWER!!!!!!!! OMG OMG OMG!!!!!! I EVEN SPENT SOME TIME ON DA COMPUTER TRYING TO TRACK DOWN HAM-MAN’S LOCATION!!!!!!! OMG!!!!! HE WANT’S TO BURN THE TREATY THAT HAM AND CHEESE CREATED LONG AGO THAT MAKES HAM AND CHEESE LIVE IN HARMONY IN THE HAM AND CHEESE SANDWICH!!!!!!!!!! IF HE DESTROYS IT, THEN ALL HAM AND CHEESE SANDWICHES WILL BE DOMINATED BY HAM AND WILL BE HAM SANDWICHES!!!!!! OMG!!!!!!!!!
HELLO EVERYONE!!!!! IF THIS IS YOUR FIRST TIME HERE, MAKE SURE TO READ THIS!!!! OMG!!!
ANYWAY, TODAY I FOUGHT THE NEFARIOUS TURNIP HEAD!!!!!!! OMG OMG!!!! HE TRIED TO USE HIS TURNIP LAUNCHER ON ME, BUT HIS HEAD IS A TURNIP, SO HE MISSED!!!!! OMG! I THEN USED MY CHEESE-A-RIFIC POWERS TO DEFEAT HIM AND HIS VEGETABLE HEAD!!!!!