Things I Hate
This is a list of things that I hate or that really annoy me. (I tried my best not to include any political views, although in my brainstorming I may have accidentally put something like that on here.)
1. Sneezing and finding a ball of snot on my palm
2. Tripping on my own foot
3. Anchovie stuffed olives
4. People who rant at me when I put one piece of paper in the garbage instead of recycling it
5. Small hyperactive dogs
6. Crows that won't shut up
7. George Clooney
8. Soap operas
9. Anime
10. Hippies
11. The stereotype for Oregonians (a bunch of lumberjacks in plaid shirts and overalls)
12. Lawyers
13. People who find any use of the words stupid, poop, and butt offensive
14. Fear Factor
15. Using Microsoft Word as a web editor
16. Historical Fiction
17. Teenagers overusing the words man, like, dude, and totally
18. People who take a big dump and don't flush the toilet
19. Emeril Lagasse
20. The smell of roadkilled skunk
21. The Antiques Roadshow
22. Skim, 2%, and whole milk
23. About.com, one of the worst websites ever
24. Reality shows
25. Oprah Winfrey
26. People who say Bill Gates has too much money (he earned it, and he donates a lot of it)
27. Small children who glare at me in grocery stores
28. Cheese popcorn
29. Tongue studs
30. Velveeta
31. Tofu
32. Okra
33. Itching powder
34. People who drive their cars with no shirt
35. Goatees
36. The common cold
37. Gory movies
38. People who don't eat the crusts on sandwiches
39. Michael Jackson
40. Bad drivers
41. P.E.T.A.
42. People who think that after taking a shower, they will automatically smell good all day, and put on their same stinky clothes
43. People who smoke in small crowded areas
44. Cigarette ads that say things like "Fat. Juicy. Flavorful."
45. Lunchables and their commercials
46. People who ask if they can have my things with out my offering (e.g. I have two of something, and someone asks, "Hey, could I have one of those, come on, you have two of them!")
47. The radio station KWJJ 99.5 FM, for interfering with my speakers
These are my personal opinions whether you agree with them or not, but if you hate me for making this page, click here for my response.